*points to bedroom* This is where we frick frack.
*points to kitchen* This is where we snick snack.
*points to living room* This is where we kick back.
*points to bathroom* This is where we shit shat.
*points to couch* This is where we chit chat.
*points to computer* This is where we click clack.
*points to shelf* This is where weknick knack.
*points to sex dungeon* This is where we paddy-whack.
I’ll share ten facts but I’m not passing this on cause I ain’t about that life
1. I’m bisexual
2. I’m a giant (6’2”)
3. I’m skinny as hell (135 lbs)
4. I’m recently single
5. I have a show on Friday and it’s gonna be legit
6. I’m a giant nerd
7. I’m angry because all the hot guys at my school are either straight or taken
8. I always seem a lot older than I am
9. I’m an asshole to people 98% of the time
10. Uhhh TURN UP